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UC Davis 

A four-year institution of higher learning located in California's Central Valley. Currently ranked as the fourth best campus in the University of California system. Davis has acquired a reputation as a bike-friendly campus and is often stereotyped as constantly smelling like cow shit (although this only true if it rains or unless you happen to live in the Tercero housing complex). The students at UC Davis are called Aggies, however the campus mascot is actually a mustang named Gunrock which has nothing to do with the title "Aggie". This leaves Davis students in the awkward predicament of having to explain to non-Davis individuals why their mascot is a horse and what the hell an Aggie is when the vast majority probably haven't a foggy damn. Davis is also perenially labeled as the "school for Berkeley rejects" and a common saying is that "Davis is no one's first choice." Despite this snobbish labeling of the campus by outsiders, Davis students have a reasonable amount of school spirit and school pride.

The academics in Davis are somewhat in line with the rest of the other UC's in that they are competitive, challenging, and that you can be assured that if you slack off, some super nerd is going to set the exam curve at 98% therefore screwing you over. However unlike Berkeley, Davis students are somewhat more willing to help others with work and the sense of violent cutthroat competition that one might expect at a university of UCD's caliber is notably absent. UC Davis is largely noted for its veterinary/animal science department, agriculture school, and its Viticulture and Enology Department (aka the study of wine). The VEN 003 course is always popular amongst freshmen who think it's going to be a chill laid back class about alcohol and then end up getting frustrated once they fail their first midterm because they couldn't remember what type of grapes are used to make oloroso sherry (Palomino).

UC Davis also fields a number of teams in different sports and is notable as being the only UC campus to field a football team after Cal and UCLA. The transition from Div II to Div I occurred in 2007 and the Aggies now play at a much more competitive level regarding sports. The main rival for all UCD athletes are the Sacramento State Hornets who annually play the Aggies in football in the Causeway Classic. It should be noted that UCD leads all time 39-17 in the Classic and has destroyed Sac State for eight years in a row. Other rivals include Cal Poly and any other university with the word "state" in its name.

Davis is an example of a true college town; once classes let out following spring quarter, the town empties as thousands of students and faculty flee the summer heat and crushing boredom of the Central Valley for cooler and more entertaining destinations. Activities in Davis are limited by the town's size; bowling at the MU, eating downtown, going to the movies, and drinking (at house parties or bars) are staples of most students' lives. UC Davis also has a number of student clubs, IM and club sports teams, the Band-uh! and some roughly 40 recognized sororities and fraternities for those students who seek to be more involved in their campus.

On the whole, it's a very underrated campus, an excellent place to get an education, and no, the students do not go cow tipping.
Non-Davis Guy: "So where do you go to school?"
Davis Student: "UC Davis."
Non-Davis Guy: "Wtf, isn't that like a total hick school where you guys tip cows all day and shit?"
Davis Student: ".....shut the hell up before I backhand your ignorant ass."
UC Davis by DavisDude February 25, 2008
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Trumppet 

a portmanteau composed from Trump, puppet pup and pet alluding to the fact that Trump is Putin's pet {favorite} puppet and lapdog.
Putin's favorite Trumppet is of the short-fingered Vulgarian breed!
Trumppet by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
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Coprolite is a noun meaning fossilised animal faeces. The word literally means “dung stone” and comes from the Greek kopros (dung) and lithikos (stone). Usually coprolites are animal manure and, between 1860 and 1890, were mined commercially in Cambridgeshire England and processed to be used as a fertiliser. When you think of it, it’s not that much of a surprise, after all it is fossilised shit. What is also not too surprising is that the word has also come to describe a person who is old, set in their ways and a thoroughly disagreeable arsehole as well. So if you have a boss, teacher or acquaintance who fits that description, congratulations, you know a coprolite.
It’s only Malcolm’s age that stops him being a complete coprolite.
Coprolite by AKACroatalin September 6, 2016

Perfunctory 

Perfunctory is an adjective, it means to do something without any real interest, effort or feeling. If you do something merely to get it over and done with then that is perfunctory. If it’s something you’ve done that you don’t give a shit about then that’s perfunctory. Indifferent, apathetic, perfunctory, three ways of saying the same thing.
A lick and a promise is a perfunctory wash.
Perfunctory by AKACroatalin October 14, 2016

seungmin 

a dandy boy. studies have shown that seungmin helps with depression, especially when he laughs, shares his happiness.
he’s goddamn lucky he met day6 new day6 cb: 22/10/2019 because he loves them so much.

how is it like to stan day6? every song is a bop. at day6 concerts, members can literally sit next to fans and no one’s touching them, mydays are respectful.
this is written in acceptance with seungmin since he’s the president of mydays and wants to promote them since jyp doesn’t do it.

seungmin is a vocal god, his voice is very unique and addictive but he does not only slay his vocal parts, he’s a damn good rapper. he’s a person who works a very hard. his improvements are incredible. he improved in everything: english skills, stage presence, mc-ing, singing, dancing, rapping; just being an idol and stays are very proud of their puppy. seungmin’s personality is very interesting, he’s really savage. in stray kids’ dorm, he would always snap food from his members away before they could eat it. savage. when he roasts someone, a little “sorry” or “just kidding” follows. he cares about the others. actually, he’s kind-hearted and cheers his members up when they’re sad.
seungmin is born in 2000 and an adult, yet he’s childish too. he would always do that “guaaah”. his crying breaks everyone’s heart and so, he has to be protected.

in conclusion, he’s a person who deserves real love, happiness and stays should continue loving him with all their heart because he does, too.
my eyes are actually bleeding from the brightness of the sun but- it’s not the sun, it’ seungmin’s smile and laugh!
seungmin by _lienaa_ October 18, 2019

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp 

An action-adventure game written and developed by Sonic the Hedgehog. The game was a hit in Mongolia and sold 17 copies. You can buy the game for The Vectrex, the Atari Lynx, and the Philips CD-i. Sonic the Hedgehog is a pro Rocket League player who is clearly better than any other person in the world.
Sonic and the Seven Shrimp is da best game i have ever playyed.

revengicide 

1. A risky act of revenge, committed because the need for revenge is greater than the need for self-preservation.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.
Marion: Our organization has an intern working at the White House!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!
revengicide by ocius1 May 15, 2009