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rape and shmate 

when you are teamed up and ready to beat the shit out of a vagina or person
"yo garrett collins lets rape and shmate" "alright samuel ryan the coolest kid in the world!"
rape and shmate by mcswaggy October 1, 2012

Rape Ticket 

A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00

This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.
Rape Ticket by namfonos November 14, 2012
Over the past few years, this word has begun to change meaning. Previously, rape was when somebody sexually assaulted another person (regardless of gender)

However, now rape can be many things (according to feminists)
Here is a list;
Body contact (male)
Eye contact (male)
Looking at someone (male)
Making someone feel uncomfortable (male)
Being male (male)
Having opinions different to feminists (male)
Hearing your mum insult someone
Not being a feminist (male)

Breathing the same air as someone (male)
"Manspreading" aka sitting down (for males)
Explaining something (male)
Existing (male)
Checking if a women is ok (male)
Arresting a female (male)
Using well reasoned arguments (male)
Walking within a metre of someone (male)
Expressing emotion (male)
"Being oppressive" aka living normally (for males)
Thinking (male)
Cheating on someone (male)
Being cheated on (male)
Dumping someone (male)
Moving (male)
Having a sex life (male)
Entering a "male free zone" (male)

Please feel free to contribute to this list

Now I need my safe space to drink my male tears
Karen: That man raped me!
Police officer: What did he do?
Karen: He thought about women!
Police officer *gasps*

Police officer: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, MALE SCUM
Rape by Not A Feminazi January 6, 2019

rapage/rape 

to kill or rape in a video game
to butt fuck
rape
or own in any way shape or form
usually associated with nerds and or video games
*headshot* dude total RAPAGE/rape
guy 1 - you just raped that drift
guy 2 - yeah i totally butt fucked it
rapage/rape by Kizzla February 21, 2009

face-rape 

To passionately kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend's mouth, cheek, and/or neck when he/she is completely unprepared.
Girl: Honey why are you staring at me? We are trying to study.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.

Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.
face-rape by M.V.D. September 25, 2011

Nape Rape 

When someone creepily breaths down the back of your neck.
Person1: Hey bro what's up? Person2: Nothing much- Oh shit! ! Person1: What? Carl: hahah! Person2: Carl just nape raped me! Person 1: Carl, WTF? Carl: HAHA!
Nape Rape by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 21, 2017