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FACE-RAPE 

The act of raping some-ones face, whereby you swipe your hand down their face.

For best results, sneak up on someone from behind, and whilst they are talking...face-rape them :P
Kat: Hi Grant!
Grant: *FACE-RAPE*
Kat: Aghhhh!
FACE-RAPE by Rebecca Davies March 14, 2008

Face-Rape 

Face-Rape: commenting / writing / liking something on someones picture , wall , post too much on purpose and not stopping.
Commenting, Writing, or Liking on ones wall when you don't know them barely - or just because you think your cool and trying to be funny.
-Clicking '' Like '' on the post , picture , or activity then have joined in.
-Commenting too many of someone's post , Activities , or picture's too many times.
-Writing on someone's page all the time - and not replying ( because you're mad annoying ]

Ex: Someone says : " This is cute . "

" OMG DO I HAVE CAKE ON MY FACE ! ! "

" OMG GIRL YOU DO ! " . . . ( two best friends talking ]
" ahahah Cake on your face " ( strange kid ]

" Ewww . . girl you been face-raped ! Loggg offf AHHHHHHH ! "
Face-Rape by catiebitches April 2, 2010

Face-Rape 

Face-Rape: commenting / writing / liking something on someones picture , wall , post too much on purpose and not stopping.
Commenting, Writing, or Liking on ones wall when you don't know them barely - or just because you think your cool and trying to be funny.
-Clicking '' Like '' on the post , picture , or activity then have joined in.
-Commenting too many of someone's post , Activities , or picture's too many times.
-Writing on someone's page all the time - and not replying ( because you're mad annoying ]

Ex: Someone says : " This is cute . "

" OMG DO I HAVE CAKE ON MY FACE ! ! "

" OMG GIRL YOU DO ! " . . . ( two best friends talking ]
" ahahah Cake on your face " ( strange kid ]

" Ewww . . girl you been face-raped ! Loggg offf AHHHHHHH ! "
Face-Rape by catiebitches April 1, 2010

face-rape 

To passionately kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend's mouth, cheek, and/or neck when he/she is completely unprepared.
Girl: Honey why are you staring at me? We are trying to study.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.

Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.
face-rape by M.V.D. September 25, 2011

face rape 

when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..
1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"

2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("
face rape by j0nnyXb0x March 29, 2009

face rape 

Verb. To be orally assaulted, or to orally assault, whilst under the influence and hence unable to resist.
Charles - "I was out on the lash last night,didn't have a clue what was going on and this fat chick comes up and pulls me, i could't resist"
Lewis - "dude you got face raped!"
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