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fuck my life 

The motto of life for all students going through huge amounts of pain in completing certificate of sorts, specifically referenced commonly by University Students.
*Question* How does the relationship between two variables correspond to commentary of person x's assessment of relative elasticity *End Question*

*Student* 'Fuck My Life' *End Student*
fuck my life by Super Mouse July 3, 2009
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rom life 

Your shitty, pathetic romantic life that you don't want to be a part of.
Dude, my ROM life is a total pain, I'm like getting no head these days.
rom life by Xxxxn October 19, 2015
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A expensive lifestyle that requires no worry or stress but spending and looking good
Did you see Drake is living the soft life? i with i was like him
Soft Life by Jerry Blacc December 27, 2020

The meaning of life

1)Something good to dwell on when depressed.
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)
1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future
The meaning of life by Jonno8825 January 1, 2009

The Circle of Life 

while having sex, the male takes some of his cum and rubs it across her forehead. After doing this he leans in and whispers, "Simba".
After receiving The Circle of Life last night, Carrie claimed to feel like a whole new person.
The Circle of Life by Hugh Jazz 69 November 12, 2009

Second Life 

A 3D virtual world that is free to play, but most people end up in debt because they spend all their real cash to buy fake money (Lindens) Everything is expensive, especially the virtual land which everyone seems to have to have.

Most players are lonely, socially unskilled people who lock themselves in their rooms for most of their free time while they play in sex sims and have cybersex with other avatars (or their own alts if they are desperate)

You can be anything in second life and hence why it is so addictive. Many players give up on reality completely because they prefer their virtual world.
John's girlfriend "Why are you dumping me? For a second life virtual girlfriend?

John "Yeah I can't handle reality anymore, I prefer second life."
Second Life by Daddieslilgirl October 30, 2010

failure at life 

This person is an utter waste of space and should commit suicide immediately.
piggy is a failure at life.