Whackmail

To catch somebody masturbating and use it as leverage against them to obtain information, services , or financial gain.

Verb-Sheila whackmailed Tom into buying her a wool sweater.
Noun-Sheila used whackmail to force Tom into buying her a leather purse.

by Tommy Shenanigans May 24, 2017

Whackass

The action of someone swinging an ass bat to spank some brat kid's ass, which causes the brat to have bat ass.

Johnny got a case of bat ass when Mr. Jones used his favorite ass bat to play whackass on Johnny's ass.

by Haldee July 19, 2017

Whack Happy

Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.

Covered with nut all over his stomach, Roger was whack happy until he had to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

Weckled

The act of bending a middle aged barfly over a barstool in the back room of an open bar. This act is usually finished when said lady goes to her knees and sucks the soul out of you while you stare at the bartender.

Man did you hear Dillon got weckled last night? The bartender said he stared him down as his dirty load was being gulped up.

by Dalys Dime December 28, 2022

resi whack

taking a hit of weed resin.

"yo man, let me scrape your pipe and resi whack that shit"
"Chill Fiend!"

by Toke420 March 31, 2009

Sperm whack

To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.

Steve sperm whacked Donna.

Terri was sperm whacking Lisa with Roger's pud.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

Wiki Whacker

A man/woman who uses picures or text on Wikipedia to jerk off.

Jakob: " Did you hear that Dan was Spanking his monkey to a picture of Adolf Hitler on Wikipedia?"

Ryan: " Yeah, What a Wiki Whacker!'.

by The Togetherness Stick April 22, 2011