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The act of bending a middle aged barfly over a barstool in the back room of an open bar. This act is usually finished when said lady goes to her knees and sucks the soul out of you while you stare at the bartender.
Man did you hear Dillon got weckled last night? The bartender said he stared him down as his dirty load was being gulped up.
Weckled by Dalys Dime December 28, 2022
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big hairy mole...like the one on the side of becks face haha
*luks at beck* wot the fuk? theres a jungle growin out ur face m8!
weckle by ben doyle March 25, 2005

wackledackledoodle 

A Wackledackledoodle is slang for penis
“The kings Wackledackledoodle“
An archtypical musical sound found commonly in 70's music and porno films.
That's got a very weckle sound to it.
weckle by Raoul Hernandez May 28, 2006

Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.
"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."
Wonk-wackled by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

snicker-wickled 

How did you do on the math test?
I totally snicker-wickled it.
snicker-wickled by reqlized March 19, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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