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The act of bending a middle aged barfly over a barstool in the back room of an open bar. This act is usually finished when said lady goes to her knees and sucks the soul out of you while you stare at the bartender.
Man did you hear Dillon got weckled last night? The bartender said he stared him down as his dirty load was being gulped up.
Weckled by Dalys Dime December 28, 2022
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big hairy mole...like the one on the side of becks face haha
*luks at beck* wot the fuk? theres a jungle growin out ur face m8!
weckle by ben doyle March 25, 2005

wackledackledoodle 

A Wackledackledoodle is slang for penis
“The kings Wackledackledoodle“
An archtypical musical sound found commonly in 70's music and porno films.
That's got a very weckle sound to it.
weckle by Raoul Hernandez May 28, 2006

Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.
"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."
Wonk-wackled by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

snicker-wickled 

How did you do on the math test?
I totally snicker-wickled it.
snicker-wickled by reqlized March 19, 2022

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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