Whackmail

To catch somebody masturbating and use it as leverage against them to obtain information, services , or financial gain.

Verb-Sheila whackmailed Tom into buying her a wool sweater.
Noun-Sheila used whackmail to force Tom into buying her a leather purse.

Whackmail by Tommy Shenanigans May 24, 2017

whackability 

a unit of measure for how much you'd like to masturbate or jerk off to a particular person or movie.

A well known porn star said, "The most important thing about a porno is its 'whackability.'" Or, "You gotta see the movie for it's sheer whackability."

whackability by sigfreyd June 24, 2005

whackalicious 

Something that is wierd, yet has some suddle appeal. Although it has a conotation to food, it is not nessacarily something edible.

A girl who is strange, but yet sexy, could be considered whackalicious.

whackalicious by John D. Jones III June 17, 2008

wankmail 

The e-mail that is sent to you when you subscribe to an online service.
You have to reply to the wankmail before you will be admitted to the list of subscribers.

I have just replied to the wankmail that i got from Urban Dictionary.

wankmail by jimxxjim January 25, 2009

freeze dried whackaloon 

From the yaya, meaning completely nutso, wacko, psycho person.

Stay away from her - she's a freeze dried whackaloon!!

freeze dried whackaloon by fedup June 24, 2003

whackamole sauce 

The added ingredient in your burrito if you piss off the chef or the help in a mexican restaraunt.

Hey Joe watch what you say to the waiter or he'll add some of his secret whackamole sauce to your burrito. Fresh out of the tap.

whackamole sauce by Steve Gutcheon May 27, 2007

Whackamole 

A boy who will go for every girl that pops up

He's such a whackamole, he goes for everyone.

Whackamole by Buttonbuttons February 24, 2019