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Stretch Harmstrong Junior

(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.

He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.

His “humor” includes:

young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him

He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.

Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”

HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
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Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.
dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits
by 2bored2care October 5, 2022
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Stretch

A person who always wear black socks and got alot holes in his clothes ; his head like a walnut
Person A: Stretch change ya socks
Stretch: Hell no I just bought a pack
by Gotit230 November 22, 2021
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Havin' a stretch

"Tell me sis, I got ya back, I'm always down for havin' a stretch"
by Ritalaloca September 3, 2016
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Stretch

Florida Gulf Coast slang for really good weed. When you smoke it, you feel like you’re being stretched (in a pleasant way).
I burned down some top-shelf stretch and felt like time itself was stretching.
by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023
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Titty stretch

When a guy grabs a girls titty and pulls as far as he can.
Jacob gave me a titty stretch in bed last night.
by Talented81 August 31, 2015
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stretching nutsack

hey, dave, look at my stretching nutsack!
by meathole maker April 5, 2022
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