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Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.
Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”
by 420blaze it May 14, 2018
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Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.
dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits
by 2bored2care October 5, 2022
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Havin' a stretch

"Tell me sis, I got ya back, I'm always down for havin' a stretch"
by Ritalaloca September 3, 2016
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Stretch

A person who always wear black socks and got alot holes in his clothes ; his head like a walnut
Person A: Stretch change ya socks
Stretch: Hell no I just bought a pack
by Gotit230 November 22, 2021
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Stretch

Maxim be stretching out your bitch
Terrorising the streets of Kaiapoi all night every night
Fuck g have you heard about stretch?
Yeah bro he been stretching out my babymumma”
by Heavy hitta July 30, 2025
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