smurf bite

a dynamic pinch executed between the thumb and the middle finger, braced by the index finger for added leverage thus increasing the pain ten fold

that small asain tried to donkey punch me so i countered it with a smurf bite to his slow zipper headed ass

by DJ KNUCKLES March 7, 2005

Smurf

A word that information technology professionals use to refer to software programmers.

Damn, man, those smurfs keep sending me fucked up code to test!

by Mr. Lucky May 3, 2007

smurfing

smurfing is advanced way of surfing the web...which means that the browsing of web to gain "wisdom" .It's an efficient way of browsing the web :).

smurfing makes me to know the latest knowledge

by anonymoussmurf November 29, 2011

smurf

refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him

by keith January 23, 2003

Papa smurf

A slang term used for a short weedman

Hey bro do you know anyone I can buy from? My papa smurf never answers my texts.

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

smurf-kick

The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.

"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."

"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."

by swosuthefocusisyou February 9, 2009

Smurf hammer

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003