3 definitions by Jon E Smoko

1
A penis that is tiny.
"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."
by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003
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2
-"Ouch, did you see that?"
-"A prime spod, he'll be swollen for sure."
by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003
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3
(1) To be a 'Bundock'. (2) To be 'Bundocked'. Both terms mean being under the influence of large amounts of cannabis.
(1) "He's always stoned, he's such a Bundock!"

(2) "Ben can't come to the phone right now, he's Bundocked to the nines."
by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003
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