Quarti

When one's penis is not quite a semi, and not quite flacid. A bit in between!!

Dave - I've got a quarti!!!
Donna - What's that?
Dave - I've not got quite a semi on, but its not dead limp either!!
Donna - Aah a quarti.....good call!

by REL74 April 20, 2010

quarting

A woman farting and queefing at the same time.

I just paid this girl to start quarting for me last night

by CNO January 11, 2015

Quart of Coke

The act of opening a toilet bowl and seeing a mountain of shit or diarrhea. This usually leads to the recipient gagging and vomiting back into the toilet.

I just barfed after seeing the Quart of Coke in the toilet. Fucking nasty.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

three quarters

Another way of describing something as being COMPLETELY, undeniably full to its absolute maximum limits.

You see the red bag this morning? It was totally at three quarters and Jon just left it there.

by dictionarybcel May 14, 2018

Couple of quarts low

Stupid, idiotic, dumb

Man, he is such an idoit! He must be running a couple of quarts low.

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

quarterback

The most popular person in a high-school football team.

SOME KID:
"Hey look it's our school's quarterback!"
SOME HOT SUCCULENT CHICK:
"Ooooooooh my god yes he's so hot I want him to fuck me oh yes....*orgasming*"

by Dave January 15, 2004

Quart Snart

When you pore a quart of any liquid on a flat surface and suck it up with your anus.

Hey man i just did an awesome Quart Snart of orange juice.

by Nolan Partridge October 17, 2008