epic pwn

when someone's asshole gets royally ravaged in extreme hilarity.

bitch, u just got epic pwned in the asshole

by queefster69 September 30, 2008

team pwn

the joining of two forces so powerful that when combined, world domination is sure to follow.

Joel and Julie's marriage signifies the combination of two forces so powerful, the world shall know them not singularly as Joel and Julie, but as TEAM PWN.

by dungeonmistress May 29, 2010

I-_-PWN-_-NUBS

A beast ass PS3 hacker

BK: Can you please unlock all for me daddy?
I-_-PWN-_-NUBS: Sure, **HITS DERANK** >:) , $20 to get your shit back.

by I-_-PWN-_-NUBS July 14, 2011

ill pwn you

A way to say that you are soon to shred a nublet in to small morsels. Generally, you are a haxor, and after the nublet has been shredded, you will walk over him and make an odd jesture of sex, sometimes humping; through the CTRL key.

Haxor: I'm gonnna shred you too small morsels my small nublet friend. (ill pwn you)
Nublet: Oh Noes! (Dies)
Haxor: Walks over and spams the CTRL key, as if to hump the dead body.

by John P. Hayes May 23, 2007

Uber Pwn

To pwn, or overcome, such as that he who receives the pwning is utterly shattered destroyed, tarnished, mauled and annihilated without clemency.

Person 1: I uber pwned James at CoD WaW yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, he must really be bad, because you are terrible.

by Saint Norbert February 20, 2009

e-pwn

1. To pwn someone or something through e-mail.

ORIGIN

Created by Sami in July of 2005.

(An e-pwn I got from my 9-year old cousin): "You and Mike are so pathetic." :-)

by Machaira July 26, 2005

Silent Pwn

The act of expressing one's pwnage through the use of an air guitar.

I totally gave Austin the Silent Pwn after dominating him in LightBikes.

by chordstricken December 27, 2008