BK: Can you please unlock all for me daddy?
I-_-PWN-_-NUBS: Sure, **HITS DERANK** >:) , $20 to get your shit back.
I-_-PWN-_-NUBS: Sure, **HITS DERANK** >:) , $20 to get your shit back.
by I-_-PWN-_-NUBS July 14, 2011

A way to say that you are soon to shred a nublet in to small morsels. Generally, you are a haxor, and after the nublet has been shredded, you will walk over him and make an odd jesture of sex, sometimes humping; through the CTRL key.
Haxor: I'm gonnna shred you too small morsels my small nublet friend. (ill pwn you)
Nublet: Oh Noes! (Dies)
Haxor: Walks over and spams the CTRL key, as if to hump the dead body.
Nublet: Oh Noes! (Dies)
Haxor: Walks over and spams the CTRL key, as if to hump the dead body.
by John P. Hayes May 23, 2007

owning the world wide web
by Jen September 9, 2004

a cake of absolute awesomeness. So good that it's been said that it's equivalent to an orgasm in you're mouth.
by AlbinoDuki January 21, 2009

The 10 year old white kid version of (Own the Laughs)
Although that statment does not make any sence they think it does and we just go with it.
Although that statment does not make any sence they think it does and we just go with it.
by The One and Only One For You January 13, 2010

by Adriel Ram June 28, 2008

by Heroic Master Cheif March 24, 2004
