Tractor Face

A term used to describe a very ugly person

When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor

I can't belive you got into that tractor face last night, she was a rotter!

by BlGBUCK June 1, 2009

truck stop trixie

A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.

"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

trucking

a euphemism for drug smuggling or trafficking, usually involving the mob.

my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.

by Mace May 1, 2006

Slut Truck

A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint.

Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.

"Man...poor Steve got hit by a slut truck last night"
"Oh shit!..is he okay?"
"No man...he's really fucked up, no woman in this town will touch him for a good year or so. He's gonna get to know his hands quite well."
"Well shit man...I don't want to be seen around him anymore"
"Yeah...me neither...I already deleted his number"

by sgscribe October 26, 2008

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

Tractile

A modern machine for creating funky and deep minimal techno music in a live setting. Comprised of two human parts, Adam Young and Joel Boychuk.

Tractile tore the roof off last night!

by Adam Young January 12, 2004

Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)

1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008