Truct

Falsehood presented as (alternative) fact as common by Trump et.al.

“But what is a Truct?” asked Alice.
“It’s another portmanteau,” said Humpty-Dumpty, “just like slithy and mimsy.”
“But what does it mean?” asked Alice.
“Well, the two words are Trump and fact, you know what facts are, don’t you?” the old egg said with a lear.
“I’m afraid I don’t,” said Alice.”

Reworking of a Lewis Caroll dialogue: Read Kellyanne (Conway) instead of Alice.

by JulesvD January 23, 2017

Truc

A girl known to steal your boyfriend. A girl who is insecure. A girl who always wants to be the center of attention and dance her ass off.

Truc likes tiny men. Be careful or Truc will steal your man.

by duhhh.its.her November 24, 2021

Truck-kun

A supernatural force that sends people to fantasy worlds by killing them

"I just heard that your brother was run over and killed. I'm so sorry. At least he's in a better place."
"If it was Truck-kun, he definitely is. He's probably already started learning magic and building his harem."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Back up that money truck!

Back up that money truck! — Financial windfall that occurs because of a random accidental situation; or, because of purposeful criminal activity. The exclamation “Back up that money truck!” is yelled the moment one gets a gander of the settlement check; or, the first pile of money made from successful illegal activity.

1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!

2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 15, 2023

Bingley Tractor

A Filipino pulling a plough

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.

(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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by GS71 May 18, 2015

fire truck chaser

A female who sleeps with fire fighters, also know as a hose slut or bunker bitch.

My wife left me because she found out I was cheating on her with one of the fire truck chasers.

by Qquaddude000 February 28, 2015