Sporking

Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.

Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.

We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!

by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013

sporking

the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.

two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.

by tarren wilson August 12, 2005

spork

1. A spoon and fork combined, to make the raddest utensil ever.

2. slang, means prep

1. Jeez, I need something that scoops and stabs...
Here! Try a Spork!

2. *prep walks by*
somerandom person: hey you stupid spork!

by chem*romance April 9, 2006

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

sporkenese

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america

Look at all those sporkenese children

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

sporkhack

A lousy spinoff of NetHack. Named after pork; see "pork".

Man, sporkhack sucks.

by Guul June 28, 2009

Spork

To spoon with someone when you have a raging boner

The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.

That girl is such a tease. All we did was spork last night.

This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.

by ab4224 December 3, 2010