Clunge

A clunge is the hot wet mess between your bitch's legs. It is mostly favoured by the species of cotton-picking, banana-munching, tree branch-swinging, gun-shooting, everything-stealing, no-dad-niggas.

"Damn, my nigga. That's a might fine clunge you've got there!"

"My mummy slapped her clunge on my face last night. That bitch has got some droopy flaps!

by ;'p,lp June 25, 2019

Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

clunge juice

see minge oil

Can't wait to get all slidey in that clunge juice.

by CUNNTTTTTTTTT February 24, 2020

Chudge

Being or feeling judged while doing something/feeling something that starts with “ch”. chubby and feeling judged = chudged; cheap and judged = chudged.

I can’t fit into my pants anymore. Man, I feel chudgey.

Stop chudging me for buying the cheap beer.

by JKROTFL May 29, 2020

Cledge

To burn in a mustache above someones belly button forcefully

Joey you inept indigenerate underhuman, CLEDGE!!!

by Step lupid April 23, 2021

clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

Crudge

A despotic public official appointed to decide cases in a court of law using bias and financial reason as their own personification of justice. A judge that rules within a budget of an estimate of income and expenditure for a set period of time thus becoming a danger to the community. A judge who is considered corrupt.

The family court appointed judge was not an impartial referee , she was a crudge.

by Lady Themis October 19, 2021