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one who is averse to hard work and eager to leave early
He's going home before his shift ends? What a slidey!
slidey by Boots September 24, 2003
Words you can keep
OMG you were totally slidey!
slidey by moo March 12, 2003
When your friend uses his own semen to jerk you off. May also be called a Slider.
Max gave me a slidey while we played 2k and drank modelos. Sick slidey Max!
Slidey by Bartman6000 July 13, 2019
I crouched over the toilet, expecting a really jaggy poo, but to my surprise and delight it was a slidey.
slidey by mooman May 6, 2003

Slidey Tights 

One Whos so slidey she can barely keep her tights up
slidey tights eg angie hughs kilcooley estate bangor

Slidey Slide 

A slidey slide: when an alcoholic beverage simply slides or slips down someone’s throat with ease
“Coors light is the best beverage to get maximum Slidey slide action”
Slidey Slide by Slide Master June 25, 2020

Slidey Snap

A hot dog, esp. one bought at a convienence store or truck stop.
I've got $20 dollars in deisel on pump 3, and these two slidey snaps.
Slidey Snap by Erpelking August 5, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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