swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014

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Tonkey

noun; slang word for the female vagina.

Jay lil crack richie: "damn, my tonkey got really merked last night."

Looo rida dicrec: "it's TONKEY TIMEEEEE!!!"

Julianna Kahjeffers: "I just had the freshest tonkey shave...feel it."

Nicole TwanDuffy: "I need a new vibrator for my tonkey."

Cara Wankaripoli: "Where's the tonkey?"

Pop princess mel moritz: "What's a tonkey?"

Ashley Beastbowas: "My fucking tonkey is a muthafuckin BEAST."

by Pop Princess Mel June 17, 2008

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tonkie

A condom or french letter

He shivered as she rolled on the tonkie

by Rodney Dale September 18, 2008

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Tonee

Tonee is a all around perfect woman. Both her looks and personality trump those of any other. She is sweet, gorgeous, and knows how to cut loose and have fun. Any man would be lucky to find himself beside a Tonee.

Bobby is so lucky to have Tonee in his life, she's one of a kind.

by B-briziii January 28, 2014

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tankeee

Used as the word thankyou but only in the house of O'Dwyer, one must usually accompany this word with a pronounced facial expression somewhere inbetween a constipated bulldog and a nun who has just discovered a rabbit in her hutch. The general usage of the word is most genial and will convey gratitude beyond that of the commom Ta mate!

Shee:I have cleaned out your nose trimmer bub.
Will: Tankeee bub, love you.

by sp-funkycat January 28, 2009

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