Study For the Penis Test

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.

1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."

by DrMcNinja March 9, 2010

Blitz Studying

The act of quick-fire studying or cramming information the night before or even hours before an exam.

Todd: I hate that we have the Physics test today. Did you atleast study for this one?
James: Just another night of blitz studying, don't worry about me.

by iBotulo May 5, 2021

Studying

A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.

Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.

by L. Malice April 14, 2006

Studying

The thing teenage boys tell they’re moms their doing when there jacking off.

Mom: “Honey I’m coming in to your room because off laundry!”
Honey: “No mom fuck off I’m, studying!!”

by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

Bible study

Generic term for any activity intended to unsee something unholy.

I miss the ten seconds before seeing this, time for some bible study.

by anonym0u$e November 26, 2022

hardcore studying

studying to the extreme. completely focused and determined to absorb the material you're studying. to get ready for an upcoming exam.

So what are you up to this afternoon man?

I'm hardcore studying to get ready for my exam!

by dr.techno February 23, 2011

study guide

Pointless sheets of paper that contain information that you obviously know won't be on a quiz or test.

Kyle: Dude, are you going to go to Florida this spring break?
Chris: No, I can't. The teacher that nobody likes assigned me a six-page study guide to complete over spring break. It's awful.

by The Real Driller February 5, 2023