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What teachers dump on their students to prepare them for standardized tests instead of taking the time to review the material with their students. Easy to cheat using answers.com
Mike: I hate study island!! These questions must be rigged!!

Sarah: Just copy and paste the the questions on to answers.com. It usually has the answer.
by Study Island Hater February 04, 2011
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
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A way for children to have a reason to start being emo, start cutting, and for suicide.

With every question comes an answer and that answer is one of the above.
Me: Study Island ruined my life! I can't watch my anime anymore because it's made my eyes bleed out!!!!
My Friend: AHHHHHH!!!!! THE LAST OF MY SANITY JUST WALKED AWAY!!!!
Everyone: FUCK YOU STUDY ISLAND!!!!!
by Peeta Haters, deal with it! February 10, 2012
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(n.) Worst ways of learning ever created, Made to ruin kids lives. grades 5-8. used to "enhance" your learning when usually you dont' even learn it.
Bob: I love study island!
Carl: You high today?
by kearaxoyue January 26, 2010
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All lazy teachers use this website to give kids an over excessive amount of homework that will take about 3 hours of their life away each day

In simple turns Study Island is suicide fuel.
Jim: Hey Mike did you finish the Study Island?
Mike: Yeah, I got 90% for all ten...
Jim: 10??? *Commits Not Living*
Mike: *visits grave* ...They were due next monday.
by Ben_Dover_420 September 19, 2018
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Study Island, The most annoying site on the internet.
Me: GOD I HATE FUCKING STUDY ISLAND!
Betty: Same... I hate it too.
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by Ρ‚ord March 29, 2019
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A crappy website used by teachers to torment students with a flawed answer system that makes your teeth grind. When using this, side effects are: suicidal thoughts, anger issues, and low self esteem
30 years in the future...
Son: DAD I LOVE STUDY ISLAND!
Dad: *starts having Vietnam flashbacks*
Also Dad: Y’know what son I’m gonna get some milk
by NumberAfter419 May 18, 2020
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