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Temper Stretch

When you're so filled with rage your body literally contorts in an attempt to cope with it. It is most common among children under five, but it happens to adults just the same.
When we told Jessica she couldn't go to the park she broke out into a vicious temper stretch, she looked like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
by JCashmere February 6, 2015
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Luka stretch

When an uncivilized boy stretches back and sucks a elderly man
by Ppgod8837 May 17, 2021
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struther

When one consumes absurd quantities of food as if by enhailing the edibles. Derived from Sally Struthers, who you may have seen in all those Save the Children Ads.
Wow, I just struthered down a plate of ribs, a half-dozen wings, a bbq pork sando, and a pitcher of Blatz.
by Punitive D March 15, 2005
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felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
by One time April 16, 2008
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orgasm stretch

when u stretch so good it like having an orgasm when u wake up or just when ur sat in bed
heyy bro I had an amazing orgasm stretch the other day

I love them bro
by DUKE2121 March 18, 2019
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cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.
His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!
by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009
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stretched too thin

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them
I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club
by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006
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