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felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
by One time April 16, 2008
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orgasm stretch

when u stretch so good it like having an orgasm when u wake up or just when ur sat in bed
heyy bro I had an amazing orgasm stretch the other day

I love them bro
by DUKE2121 March 18, 2019
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cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.
His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!
by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009
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stretched too thin

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them
I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club
by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006
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Text stretch

when you wait awhile to respond to a text message, whether on purpose or not...but usually on purpose.
dude, wtf that was the longest text stretch in history, what the hell could be more important?
by ummyeah10 April 14, 2010
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Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.
Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."
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Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.
I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
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