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Spurtle

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up
by Ironbran September 6, 2018
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spurvy

A combination of a spinner and curvy body type.

1. A conjoining of 2 sexy body types i.e; hubba hubba!!
2. Rarely seen in regions outside of the Pacific Northwest.;-)
"She describes herself as curvy--but she's closer to a spinner for me. So, I'd say she's spurvy."
by Mia, of course... March 1, 2008
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Spursy

(adj)

Meaning 1: To have bags of “potential” and some world class players, but not have the ability or psychological strength to ever achieve anything of value.

Meaning 2: To have victory/glory within your grasp, but then completely shit the bed.
Person (1)

“Did you know that Spurs have the best ground in europe and the best striker in the premier league, but just got knocked out of the europa league by a team who’s manager is currently in prison for embezzlement even though they had a two goal lead?”

Person (2)

“How Spursy”!
by Pablo-boi March 18, 2021
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sporty youngsters

A group of people that are no good bugger waffles.
I saw a group of them gosh darn sporty youngsters over there.
by TimmyNT December 3, 2013
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spurt count

the number of times you ejaculate cum during an orgasm.
what your spurt count bruh?
by kam75xx February 6, 2019
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growth spurt

When a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4"3 overnight is like 6"5
Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT
by Master Smarties November 9, 2014
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Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.
Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.
by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009
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