spurty

to not have a constant flow or pattern

The flow of customers coming in the strip club tonight was kind of spurty.

by Strippers Anonymous September 23, 2017

sporty

Wearing causal in a very cool and yet stylish fashion way!

Look at Hannah, She's always sporty specially with her new shorts!

by Bryx September 19, 2016

Pull a Sparty

Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.

by htos_drol November 13, 2011

Spursy

To capitulate for no apparent reason like Tottenham Holtspur FC in the modern day Premier League seasons between 2015 and 2019. The team was flying high and looked to achieve some notable feat but then before they cross the finish line they start losing for no apparent reason.

Then suddenly it was over and they lost. It was so spursy.

by The Brit in Kentucky October 2, 2019

sporty femme

A lesbian who is really fit and into sports but looks femme. Not a bull dyke or buch

A sporty femme does not look buch or like a bull dyke, she is fit and can hold her own when she dresses to the 9's(and wont look funny but sexy!!)

by *~MEL~* April 26, 2008

Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. To bottle it.

My team only got to the last 16 -- they're a bit spursy.

by Beard Police May 14, 2014