Smuff

a person in power that doesn't do anything about climate change

Clive Palmer and Scott Morrison are smuffs

by LAWLORE February 22, 2022

smuff

A smuff is simply just a vape.

danny:*taping vape*
Max: Yo pass the smuff danny.

"If you don't want a Yart i got Smuffs."

by iilove420 January 1, 2024

Smuff

Mixture of dead skin cells and lint that form inside a persons bellybutton

Why is there smuff under your fingernails?

Have you ever cleaned your bellybutton from smuff?

The whole room reeked of smuff.

by Ulius123 December 1, 2025

smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022

Crab Skuffle

An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 25, 2019