Smidget

A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.

That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.

by My Stomach is a bottomless pit May 6, 2008

smidgen

A small pigeon, the smallest of pigeons compared to a large pigeon.

I can only have a smidgen, as in a small pigeon, worth of candy today.

by Beacherryontop February 27, 2017

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005

smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

smidge

a person who does not use common sense and usually gets made fun of by others.

Jeffrey: Hey what time is the Knicks game on tonight?
David: Jeffrey stop being a smidge the Knicks are always on @ 7 PM

by DavidGend December 20, 2010

smidgebit

A measurement of a very small amount created by Ashley Tomlin

I almost got into an accident. I only missed that car by a smidgebit!

I only need a smidgebit more money to pay for the trip.

by Ashley Tomlin October 8, 2008