Smidge

A universal term, generally used to refer to narcotics or the consumption of said narcotics.

Smigga 1: Yo, lets go smidge real quick Rick.
Smigga 2: Alright let me grab my smidge bro.
Owen Mechling: Bro, I’m smidge rick!

by Jookles January 10, 2021

Smidge

Form of measurement: An amount that is 2x greater than a cunt hair. A near miss.

Move that over a smidge .

You just missed it by a smidge.

Turn tha volume up a smidge.

by Sumaruma March 16, 2018

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005

Smidge

a smelly person

“that girl is a SMIDGE don’t talk to her man”-Ed Sheeren

by Excuse you *in country accent* March 3, 2022

Smidge

Bird shit

Ohh dang you got yo-self a smidge on yo ugly ass shirt

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Smidge

A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter

G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .

by Great Clementini October 14, 2015

Smidge

The name given to someone who is weirdly short (small and midget). Have the tendency to be absolutely stunning and the best friend you would ever have. People like this are will be with you till the very end and always know what so say. Just a really good friend.

Person 1: You seen that Laura Cowen?
Person 2: Who? Smidge? God she is fine!
Person 1: And a really nice person.

by 1783640973646 June 9, 2011