Smilage

A word used to measure the minimum to maximum area a person can smile. Smilage is measured using the circumference of a smile

Ex1: Zakiyah increases Mike's smilage with everything she says.

Ex2: Yo you're maxing out my smilage right now.

Ex3: yo let me measure dat smilage.

by Mike "The Bat" Zino June 22, 2010

Smilage

A bad joke you told that you just can't stop laughing about. You find yourself grinning over your own witty banter long after everyone else ceased politely laughing at the joke.

The joke can often otherwise be characterized as a dad joke, pun or weird inside joke.

That joke I told Cindy about 'tearable puns' sure gave me a lot of smilage.

by sublingual September 22, 2016

smileage

How long a smile produced from a certain activity, person, or mood will last.

"the smileage from winning the lottery shall last until the money is gone."

"I hope the smileage in their marriage lasts forever."

by snarkysays4 December 7, 2009

ionela shilage

A hot underaged girl, typically with large breasts, and/or petite features with defined curves on her body.

Damn she be a Ionela shilage

I have pics of Ionela shilages, i'll send them to you via dms

My neighbor's daughter's a ionela shilage.

by Ionela_the_hottest_ac_waifu February 8, 2022

Pounding the Silage

a term used by country people in the act of having sex.

Were you guys pounding the silage last night?

by country girls January 5, 2010

silage

Time of year when culchies in Ireland cut grass. All culchies love this time of year.

Joe “well pat, are you cutting silage tomorrow?”
Pat “oh yea I am joe, I’ll be flat to the mat”

by Culchie101 June 16, 2019

skilage

Intense amount of skill in a particular area. Unfathomable skill. Absolute mastery of anything. Synonym: SKILLZ

Man 1: "You see Peter North just give that beezy a facial?"

Man 2: "Yea man, totally! Talk about skilage!!!"

by Lo Russ August 14, 2007