Smidgebit

Adj. (Smidge-Bit)

The response for when you are high and someone asks "how high you are." You determine you aren't really high, but you're still feeling really good. Smidge meaning small tiny and Bit meaning also tiny bit.

Friend: "Hey man how high are you?"
You: "Just a smidgebit"

by Charpter3 April 30, 2015

Smidgen Nerks

Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and chip shops/chippies etc. The fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!

MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the chippy in time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!

by NextDoorCat June 10, 2018

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021

Smidget

A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.

That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.

by My Stomach is a bottomless pit May 6, 2008

Shidget

Pronounced just like it's spelled. Definition is a Shemale Midget or dwarf in which case it would be a Shwarf.

At our Sangria orgy, we invited 3 black dudes, 3 black chicks and a Portuguese Shidget. The Shidget wore everyone out and drank all the Sangria.

by Shidget lovers of America January 31, 2009

smidgen

A small pigeon, the smallest of pigeons compared to a large pigeon.

I can only have a smidgen, as in a small pigeon, worth of candy today.

by Beacherryontop February 27, 2017

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005