shmidge

1. name given to a person who is vertically challenged.
2. a significant other who is half the size of you in height.

1. he couldnt even see over the counter; such a shmidge.
2. hes deffinetly a shmidge cause when we kiss i would end up kissing his bellybutton.

by jormeg January 26, 2010

Shmigee

The most fierce minecraft warrior.... legend has it when you see shmigee you are as good as dead
he uses his diggy shmigee fart chopator and devastates his opponents

Inapplicable: i just died to shmigee

by squidmans November 14, 2018

Shminged

An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.

"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"

by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010

smidgen

Cookery term for a small amount.

add a smidgen of salt

by sally from home and away April 18, 2003

smidge

A small amount of something. Short for smidegeon.

You blocked me in. Can you move your car up just a smidge?

by Michael Chapman June 13, 2005

Smidge

A universal term, generally used to refer to narcotics or the consumption of said narcotics.

Smigga 1: Yo, lets go smidge real quick Rick.
Smigga 2: Alright let me grab my smidge bro.
Owen Mechling: Bro, I’m smidge rick!

by Jookles January 10, 2021

Smidgelet

A unit of measurement equal to 1/10th of a smidgeon, or 1/160th of a teaspoon.

I only put a smidgelet of Polonium in his Chicken Kiev, but it was still enough to kill him.

by The Grand Nasal October 16, 2007