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The Schmucks

An amazing YouTube group consisting or 5 men 1 woman (do not refer to THAT video), all have something wrong with them tbf, they have a love hate relationship with eachother but are cool cool
Max ‘yo guys we should make a group called The Schmucks
Emily ‘and have ducks called The SchDucks’
Matty ‘no’
by the rtl gangbang December 20, 2021
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Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.
I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Schmuk

It means "horses penis" in hebrew. my brothers best friend is jewish. he told us. used for an insult. duh.
"that guy just cut me off! what a schmuk!"
by i am awesome August 12, 2005
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Shush you schmuck

The act of Niko and Chunkz who will talk to people and say they are schmucks for waffling too much
Niko ‘how are you doing’
Man ‘fine th.…’
Chunkz ‘shush you schmuck
by Callum A November 30, 2019
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Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.
"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"
by Downingtown West January 2, 2009
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schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.
I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.
by Phephalump October 22, 2010
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Schmustle

The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.
person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn
by jax1993 June 12, 2018
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