schmucks

a guy who reads,thinks,and plays nothin but warcraft

andy!!!! you scmuck.

by andrew March 11, 2004

Schmucks Deluxe

When you don't need no bitches to survive.

That skank was hitting on me. I gave her the oleschmucks deluxe. Then went for a run.

by Stove piped your sister March 31, 2019

The Schmucks

An amazing YouTube group consisting or 5 men 1 woman (do not refer to THAT video), all have something wrong with them tbf, they have a love hate relationship with eachother but are cool cool

Max ‘yo guys we should make a group called The Schmucks’
Emily ‘and have ducks called The SchDucks’
Matty ‘no’

by the rtl gangbang December 20, 2021

G-Town Schmucks

Possibly the worst ever rap group from the DMV. My late grandmother tragically passed away from a brain aneurism while listening to the “Nard Mitzvah” EP. May her soul rest in peace.

Holy shit dude the G-town schmucks new album goes crazy.

What?? I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than listen to them again.

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Schmuck

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot

Luke, you're a schmuck!

by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019