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Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.
Dude you've just been schmeaded!
by MPREZYA September 25, 2005
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Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.
for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“
by SlutforHarryStyles June 13, 2021
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Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted
Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over
by FartFart420 February 12, 2022
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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shmeetard

a incubus loving, beach going, mindless self indugence eating, sandal wearing, day dreaming, currupt, skanking, pool sharking, shroom loving person. A.K.A shmee, shmeeshroom, casey, kateyraidy, caseyrae. this person is trippy as shit. will out surf your whole family. will kick your ass into next year. then find you and love you till your better. sometimes says things that makes no sense on the outside, but with further inspection makes all the sense in the world.
there is only 1 shmeetard. she is her own example.
by conneeeeeer August 25, 2008
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Schmelard

God, you're such a schmelard
by kp24 April 4, 2009
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scamtard

Someone who tries to scam you via email after you list something on craiglist. They typically send you a form email requesting personal information so they can "arrange for payment". Normally they don't reference the specific item you listed but refer to it as "your product" or "your listing". Scamtards are worse than used car salesmen but not quite as bad a child molesters.
Sample email from a scamtard:
Hello,
Am Harry Danny, from Bronx in New York USA but am presently in United Kingdom, soon I will be Back after i execute my Company Assignment here, and am interested to buy Your item if only it’s still available for sale, well my method of payment is via Cashier check and as for the shipping I have a prepaid shipper that take care of all my shipping needs, so he will come over to your Destination for pick up because he is also picking some of my other item I purchase in the same city of yours, i will also like to know the Final Selling price for the Item, so if you are interested in Selling it to me, i would like you to give me the Final Selling price and feed me out with this information on how to mail the check to your destination.
Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip code:
Phone Number:

Please withdraw the advert off to avoid disturbance from order buyers.
Regards
Harry Danny
by MREVERYBODYWORLDWIDE March 24, 2010
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