scamtard

Someone who tries to scam you via email after you list something on craiglist. They typically send you a form email requesting personal information so they can "arrange for payment". Normally they don't reference the specific item you listed but refer to it as "your product" or "your listing". Scamtards are worse than used car salesmen but not quite as bad a child molesters.

Sample email from a scamtard:
Hello,
Am Harry Danny, from Bronx in New York USA but am presently in United Kingdom, soon I will be Back after i execute my Company Assignment here, and am interested to buy Your item if only it’s still available for sale, well my method of payment is via Cashier check and as for the shipping I have a prepaid shipper that take care of all my shipping needs, so he will come over to your Destination for pick up because he is also picking some of my other item I purchase in the same city of yours, i will also like to know the Final Selling price for the Item, so if you are interested in Selling it to me, i would like you to give me the Final Selling price and feed me out with this information on how to mail the check to your destination.
Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip code:
Phone Number:

Please withdraw the advert off to avoid disturbance from order buyers.
Regards
Harry Danny

by MREVERYBODYWORLDWIDE March 24, 2010

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

by Soy December 1, 2003

smamtarded

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol

Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.

by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009

scumtard

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.

Me: You're a scumtard!

by scumtard April 24, 2005

Spamtard

A fucking retard that forwards every stupid, inspritional, and or other annoying email without checking it's origins against Snopes.com.

What a spamtard, everyone knows not to give money to Lybians!

by Jon M. B November 24, 2009

Scumtard

1)A geordie who is seen to be special and mentally retarded.
2)A geordie that spams forums with comments that no one cares about.
3)A fat bastard who insists on looking like a walking barcode.

You are a scumtard or who is that scumtard

by FTM July 29, 2008