Quaffer

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

Quif Qwaf

The double sounded effect that a pussy makes after a long round of doggie style
sex.

Man, last night my girl ripped a double
Quif Qwaf when I made her change positons.
"What a mood killer"

by Street Whiz April 5, 2009

Quaffle

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.

Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th

by The Orchestra March 2, 2014

Qwoff

1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock.

2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen

3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals

1) Pete! Stop qwoffing that poor sheep!
2) Pull out Pete, shes qwoffing, shes qwoffing!
3) Qwoffs are weird man.

by Makko August 8, 2005

qwarf

when you fart but it creeps up your vagina

i just qwarfed bruh.

by toonjoose June 15, 2019

Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

QWAUFLE

WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.

DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD

NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF

JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE

RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF

by NICKY November 13, 2012