When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.
Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle
Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle
Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis
by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019
Get the Quaffle mug.(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.
(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.
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noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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1. To drink something (a fountain, sink, potion) in a hearty manner.
2. Usually used by people with an extended vocabulary, such as Edgar Allan Poe.
2. Usually used by people with an extended vocabulary, such as Edgar Allan Poe.
1. You see here a fountain. 'q'
Drink from the fountain? (y/N) y
This tepid water is tasteless.
from nethack
2. "Quaff, oh quaff such kind nepenthe .."
from The Raven
Drink from the fountain? (y/N) y
This tepid water is tasteless.
from nethack
2. "Quaff, oh quaff such kind nepenthe .."
from The Raven
by Xevium March 7, 2010
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