quoafee

"coffee," as pronounced by a Brooklynite. Qua- as in quahog (Specifically, Rosie Perez's pronouncement in the film 'White Men Can't Jump').

I'm gettin' a bagel, you want somethin'?" "Yea, a cuppa quoafee, thanks.

by internet90909 January 27, 2011

quofeef

Only hermaphrodites can do this. It's the explosion of air from the penis and the vagina at the same timr

damn! Kayaks just quofeefed

by Penisqueef March 10, 2016