To attain Pencemind, one must be able to silence all intellectual processes and become one with the Trump Doctrine.
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A closeted homosexual that can’t except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being “straight”. He’s also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.)
I used to be gay, but ever since I’ve been Mike Penced’. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked.
by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019
Get the Mike Pence mug.A form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns.
I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower.
by Red E. Todye October 12, 2018
Get the Mike Pence mug.A subterranean species of blind fish which shares a common trait with Indiana Governor Mike Pence; both have a facial orifice used to expel feces. Also known as the Hoosier cavefish or Amblyopsis Hoosieri.
by czxxx May 22, 2015
Get the pencefish mug.(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.
Examples of pencing:
George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."
"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."
"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."
"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."
"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
by Grinning Cat April 1, 2015
Get the pence mug.A homosexual slang for a boring penis.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.
by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022
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