An appliance or compartment which is artificially kept cool and used to store food and drink. Modern PEENs generally make use of the cooling effect produced when a volatile liquid is forced to evaporate in a sealed system in which it can be condensed back to liquid outside the PEEN.
Bob; Yo broski, I see you installed a new PEEN into your kitchen!
Chad; Yeah homeboy, look how large it is! It's going to be super useful for storing food!
by DontDoKids_DoDrugs March 6, 2020
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Noun, A person who exhibits such an amazing lack of common sense, you wonder how they even have the brainpower to run even the most basic autonomic functions. Small rodents and credenzas have an intelegence greater than the average peen. (Note: if you know what a credenza is, you, by default, are NOT a peen although it does not make you immune from exhibiting peenish behavior)
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
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Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
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Joe cut off someone on the freeway then slowed to 10 mph under the speed limit. Joe is a Peen.
by Fyrewolf Seahawk November 17, 2006
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When a womens clitoris is longer than two inches.
Jhon : "Dude Jennifer is hot ."
Jason:"Nah man i heard she has a peen.''
by tckeller50 November 26, 2017
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A verb, to poke, pod, or generally touch another perso with yor penis, usually in the face.
Ewww.... I got peened by RJ in the face again!
by Mark January 14, 2004
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A small person, who usually wears fuzzy clothing. It can be made into a nickname. (it's quite catchy)
Dude, look at that peen over there!

Go fuck yourself you stupid peen!

Hey, Peen, what's up?
by xenite May 27, 2008
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