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short for penis. sometimes used in places where saying penis is inappropriate.
guy #1: this is how you do the can-can!

guy #2: FUCK dude, you just kicked me in my peens! watch where you kick asshole!
peens by dickhaver319Xboxlive3picYOLO September 6, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
Short for "penis eater." Usually used as a nickname for someone.
"Hey Peens! What's up?"
Jon you are such a peens
peens by daisy doll April 3, 2006
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The Peens 

Short for Philippines. Only cool people say it. Invented by Jason Reyes.
Damn you're such a stupid FOB. Go back to THE PEENS.
The Peens by thejson June 26, 2008

strawberry peels 

Who tf knows Uzi & Thug be spittin' tho
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strawberry peels by trudick March 13, 2020

unsheared peen 

An uncircumcised penis
Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
unsheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Curly peen 

A curly bully stick (bull penis) treat for dogs.
We don’t know why, but Bella only likes the curly peen.
Curly peen by Endless_lime91 July 13, 2019
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
peensus by aroacegang March 23, 2021
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