A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.
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Get the Merkellism mug.Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.
"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”
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1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.
see also: swede
1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.
see also: swede
1) Now Merkel is merkeling again because Germany merkeled 70 years ago.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.
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