Kayak

A "Kayak" is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the fuck they are thinking all at the same time. That person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a fucking kayak.

that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. "hey look at the fucking kayak", "that guy was a total fucking kayak"

by The Triangle of Trust March 21, 2010

Kayaks

A slang term referring to a female's breasts.

Guy #1: Have you seen (insert name here)'s Kayaks?

Guy#2: Damn, those are some good ones.

by Kayaker69 November 11, 2011

Kayaking

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.

Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...

by Zarradeth December 15, 2008

kayaking

Smoking weed

she realy liked kayaking

by digifu June 20, 2004

Kayak

The loneliest boat in the sea.
Calling a person a Kayak is calling them a loner.

What a fucking Kayak
Yo Kayak bounce!

by vocabology April 27, 2007

KAYAK

An amazing meme lord who games all day. Loves sans and Barry b benson

Omg did kayak get that victory royale again!?

by Sksk@#cool February 22, 2019

kayaking

When you place two fingers in between a woman's cleavage and move them side to side, creating a wave-like motion. Similar to motorboating but without the "engine."

Wow, I would really like to go kayaking in those boobs.

by Scotty Badfish July 12, 2009