Googleosophy 

The mistaken belief that that anyone can obtain wisdom or a thorough understanding of a complex topic with a Google search

Tom: Did you hear? Dick did his own tax this year - reckons he could look up everything on the net.

Harry: Typical Googleosophy!

Tom: Yeah, I know, he'll be audited for sure.

Googleosophy by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

googlesomatic 

convincing yourself that you have a certain illness, disease, rash, bug bite, or other ailment based on a thorough investigation, but not actually having any of the aforementioned issues

She thought she had bedbug bites, but it was purely googlesomatic

googlesomatic by ambyguity July 18, 2010

googlesnipe 

to use an internet-based search engine to prove or disprove a theory or claim.

Lance attempted to googlesnipe Michele when he didn't believe her claim that the Great Lakes were actually inland seas.

googlesnipe by bigfitz53 August 11, 2010

Googlesworth 

The scant details obtained from the brief descriptions of a google search.

"She talked as though she had a lot of knowledge about Japanese cuisine, but really she only had a googlesworth of information".

Googlesworth by JL Fenton May 5, 2011

googleoscophy 

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Dr.M.I.T ordered a googleoscophy when a routine check-up revealed patient suddenly went Yahoo!

googleoscophy by knowscool November 18, 2018

googlephobia 

The fear of Googling something you have a casual interest in learning more about, for fear of being constantly re-targeted with ads for that product.

I want to learn more about Goodyear Tires for my Camry, but I've got Googlephobia about all the ads I'll see from now till the day I die. I guess I'll just go down to Discount Tire instead.

googlephobia by SunDevil1959 January 7, 2020

googleshit 

When you are in the middle of looking something up and you suddenly have to run to the potty and you can't wait to find out what google has to say about something, so you bring your laptop into the can.

This article says something about Jimmy Swaggart. I know I know who that is but I've got to double-check on google. Oh my god, too much coffee. Dude, I gotta go take a googleshit. Hope your laptop doesn't smell when I come back.

googleshit by Jimmy Janks January 9, 2008