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googlephilia 

A term used to describe a fetish one has with anything that involves Google, especially Google maps. A googlephiliac treats Google like porn, with the common link being that men are highly stimulated by visual images. However instead of a sexual drive, the googlephiliac spends hours a day searching the site for useless knowledge and memorizing nearby locations.
Have you seen V-Dawg today?" "No, he's been locked up in his room all day because of his googlephilia.
googlephilia by A-Dazzle0502 May 23, 2011

Googlephobe

Someone reluctant, or downright afraid, to use google.com, the most popular search engine on the web. Whether their excuse is one of ignorance, fear, or anything else, this would all fall under the category of googlephobe.
Mick: Hey, I heard they caught a 110-pound coelacanth off the coast of Indonesia. I need to look that up on Yahoo.
Mike: Yahoo?! Man, quit bein' such a googlephobe.

googlephobe

A person who, out of ignorance or just plain laziness, refuses to search Google for facts so basic and rudimentary that Google could retrieve them in a manner of seconds. These people much prefer to query other humans, especially while internet chatting.
"Dude, how many feet are in a mile?"
"You are using a computer to ask ME how many feet are in a mile? What a Googlephobe!"

googlephoria 

After Googling for hours, you finally find what you were looking for.
The googlephoria I felt after finding a page that answered my obscure question was amazing!
googlephoria by brookesy111 November 10, 2014

googlephobe

some one afraid or to lazy to search for an answer.
instead they post the question for others to answer.
the googlephobe on the forum are driving me nuts with their questions.
googlephobe by jac_knife May 19, 2007