Definitions by iglesia1995

microgirl 

A girl who is hot in every respect other than being 5'2" (157 cms) or less - unless you're also that size, in which case you'd probably propose or see if she wants to become a lesbian

Jim's dating a microgirl he met at the financial controllers' conference the other week

microgirl by iglesia1995 November 12, 2009

Googleosophy 

The mistaken belief that that anyone can obtain wisdom or a thorough understanding of a complex topic with a Google search

Tom: Did you hear? Dick did his own tax this year - reckons he could look up everything on the net.

Harry: Typical Googleosophy!

Tom: Yeah, I know, he'll be audited for sure.

Googleosophy by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

hello tits 

Tits that you notice, and which seem to greet you, long before the rest of their owner

Dude: You should ask Karen out, she's fun and has those hello tits

hello tits by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

vodka thighs 

Slightly tubby thighs on an otherwise hot girl who spends her spare time drinking vodka instead of working out

Yeah, she's cute, but she has vodka thighs

vodka thighs by iglesia1995 May 16, 2009

gunshipper 

An Israeli, particularly one who supports sending helicopter gunships into Palestinian areas and thinks this isn't terrorism even when innocent civilians are killed

The gunshippers will never support a two-state solution

gunshipper by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

octopus claws 

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

octopus claws by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

prammed 

When you have to give up your seat on public transport to someone with a pram

I got a seat on the bus this morning, but I got prammed at the next stop

prammed by iglesia1995 May 14, 2008