gaybernet

The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone

Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

Gaylene

Gaylene is a bad as woman! She’s strong, confident, sexy. Gaylene is woman you don’t want too mess with but respect at the same time. She has a heart of gold but a will as strong steel. If you ever want anyone in your corner you want a Gaylene. She’s a boss.

Bro if you’re going to fight, make sure you have a Gaylene in your side!

by Kknuck November 6, 2018

grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

gamble on a fart

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.

I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.

by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009

Gayberry

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.

'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'

by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

Gable

A girl who is extremely beautiful, funny, kind and has a big heart. She may seem like she has a hard shell on the outside, but on the inside she's soft and warm. Gable is a beautiful human being, with the most kissable cheeks (because of her adorable dimples), the most beautiful eyes and the biggest, brightest smile. She knows just how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. She always has the right thing to say and knows how to make you smile. Gable is a girl who is so much fun, a little wild, and is always up for an adventure. She is truly an amazing person. If you're dating a gable, don't ever let her go. Marry that girl.

Gable is so beautiful. Just look at her.

I'm in love with gable.

by xoxlovexox February 28, 2017