Fucktuplesum

The state of having more then one can handle by themselves.

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There was a Fucktuplesum amount of women at the party

by Blackhathulk December 1, 2018

Fucktruddle

A group of retards that makes you want to kill yourself

"Hey how's being a summer counselor?"
"My fucktruddle of kids won't quit crying about who got out in four square, so I'm about to hit myself with a goddamn golf cart"

by kaylu6six6 June 19, 2019

Fucktune

Noun.
A song that makes the listener want to do the do. Alternatively, a song to get dirty while listening to.

"At first he wasn't feeling it, but then I put on Passenger by Deftones and he was ready to get down. It's definitely my go-to fucktune."

"I have a playlist of fucktunes all set to go for when I bring a lady back to my place."

by libelicious November 3, 2014

fuckpuddle

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.

That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.

by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 29, 2005

Fuckpuddle

When it is more than a "wet spot". Who gets to sleep in that?

Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.

by dbag3 July 13, 2010

fuckduddle

Twit, fool, idiot, goof.

"How did Alex get all those scratches on his face?"
"He tried to give his cat a bath."
"Really? What a fuckduddle!"

by Bootie November 28, 2012