Fnappy

(Adjective.)A euphoric feeling. Being in a state of nirvana.

Mary popped 3 vic's and damn is she fnappy!

by bugslove April 15, 2009

Fapspiration

The thing or person to which one faps.

"Dude, Dirty 'Stasia was fapspiration last night."

"Ew, bro. Mine was Sammie T."

"Good call."

by SexyBear June 2, 2012

armpit flaps

loose fat bunches of skin and fat that pop up and are pushed upwards, and stick up from a too-tight strapless dress and appear in- between the breast and armpit.Overflowing flesh popping up over the sides of the strapless gown.

That dress is so tight you can see her armpit flaps
I need a smaller size dress so I don't get armpit flaps

by Pogmotoin January 14, 2008

oyster flaps

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.

by walterc April 8, 2013

Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.

"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"

by John March 10, 2005

flapskating

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.

-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).

by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016