kwikscoper's definitions

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016