Flapjacks

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

by Rocco1 December 7, 2003

Flapjacking

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.

Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.

by crankbait July 27, 2012

Flapjacking

Motorboating a girls ass.

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!

by jjstl April 27, 2010

Flapjack

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

by Krudler123 September 3, 2012

flapjacking

to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.

emma was flapjacking last night.

by ashannah March 3, 2010

Flapjacking

"flapjacking!" (v.) - to engage in sexual interaction with another. (2) Usually follows cupcaking and/or cheesecaking.

I was flapjacking all night long with this FINE ass girl named mahlet!

by Mahlet, Sable December 8, 2006

flapjacks

much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.

Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.

by jerkamiah666 May 12, 2007